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Funny Happy Holi Wishes, SMS, Greetings For Friends

Celebrate this Holi in a funny way with funny wishes, SMS and greetings that you can send to your relatives, friends or other buddies online on Facebook, Whatsapp, Instagram, etc. Celebrating this festival in a different way would be a lot of fun. In case you missed, download Happy Holi Facebook profile pictures for free. There are many ways of making this festival more entertaining but funny wishes will add more humor. So here are the wishes that you were looking for.

Happy Holi Funny Wishes and SMS

happy holi funny wishes

Happy Holi Funny Wishes

Chadenge jab pyare rang,
ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Wish you a very mastiful Happy Holi!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super Duper, Zabardast, Xtra-Badhiya,
Xtra Special, ekdum mast and Dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakas Happy Holi.

Holi se ek din pehle Purane Jute,
Sabse Purani Shirt, Jeans ya Kurta Paijama ko
Ghar me badhi ijaat ke sath dekha jata hai ..!!

happy holi funny wishes

Funny Holi 2019 Wishes in Hindi

Arz kiya hai sir main dard ho to
kha lo sirdard ki goli, wah wah!
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko Happy Holi – Happy Holi

Padosa ke saath Holi khelte vakt dhyaan rakhein
Warna, bagair rang daale
Patni aapka gaal laal kar sakti hai
Janhit mein jaari

See also: Happy Holi 2019 FB status updates

Holi par aapko
“Vivah” ki wife,
“Dhoom” ki bike,
“Don” ki life,
“Krrish” ka josh,
“Babul” ka dular aur
“Umravjaan” ka pyar mile

Happy Holi!
Kripya apni Girlfriend ko safe rakhein
Hadsa ho jaayega agar
Pata chala ki…
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Wo kisi aur ki Ho Li

Funny Happy Holi Wishes for Friends

happy holi funny greetings for friends

Holi Funny Greetings For Friends

Aavashyak soochna!
Holi mein itne purane kapde bhi
mat pehen lena ki
jisse koi tumhe haath mein
roti thamakar chala jaaye

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Bura na maano Holi hai

Jo puri sardi na nahaye
Ho rahi hai unko nehlaane ki taiyaari
Agar bahar nahin tum aaye to
Ghar mein ghus kar maarenge Pichkaari
Happy Holi

happy holi funny wishes

Holi 2019 Funny SMS

Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

Ladki [ladke se]: Khud par paani dalwane ka kya loge?
Ladka [Sharaarat se]: Zyaada nahin bas 5 kiss…
Ladki: Aur rang bhi daalun to?
Ladka: Bas 10 kiss
Ladki [Chillate hue]: aa jao daadi bahar,
Tumhari rang lagane ki ichcha aaj puri kar lo!

Banta: Har Sunday ke din aapke chehre pe rang kyon lagta hai?
Santa: Are main har Sunday ko holi khelta hun.
Banta: Kyon?
Santa: School mein teacher ne bataya ki Sunday matlab Holiday.

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